The Return of Tom Thumb

PunkUnicorn

gnutgnut

Purplejo-be

Igot-knoider

rob-gee

Linda Ciardiello

Hazel (aka Hazelnut)

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Chapter One

Once upon a time in a land far away,

Children were lost, by their parents betrayed,

They encountered a house, a good place to stay,

But giants lived there, pursuit under way!

Boots were stolen, a giant was slayed,

The children escaped, hip, hip hooray.

Chapter Two

Tom Thumb had been back home for several nights. As usual her thoughts were occupied, replaying the past troubling days: the terrifying giant, coming to terms with their parents leaving them to die in the forest.

The worst, however, was being singled out as a girl in front of her brothers. She had not worried about this before, despite her father’s intimidating insistence he only had sons. But the words of the motherly giant echoed in her thoughts: “You think you can hide it? Oh, beautiful young thing, you can’t hide it.”

Tom felt the surprise and shock again. For all the times she believed she had come to terms with this, it would return to unsettle her.

Needing a distraction she glanced up to see what remained of the giant apple: it was thinner now, and mushy. She and her brothers had dragged this apple from the giant’s garden a few days ago.

Safe at home Tom reflected on these strange events, back to the time they decided to take the apple. “My idea.” she remembered.

More than ever, Tom was aware her actions had saved them from starvation. The sense of relief was mixed with the anxiety of how close they were to leaving it behind. And yet amongst the fragile relief was a small, glimmering sense of pride; she had persuaded her brothers.

Wiggling her toes, the exquisite comfort in the soft leather of her boots. She could do that all day. She had been doing that all day.

But now she had to focus on the present, which drew her attention back to the apple. It would probably last two more days. The heavenly comfort of having enough food came with a nagging feeling. What was that nagging feeling? “Oh,” she thought, “it’s only going to last two days.”

With a sigh she pulled herself up to sit. The grass stalk in her mouth, now an inconvenience, spat out.

“What I need is some kind of plan.”, she thought.

Soon Tom had an idea: one thing was clear, another giant apple would solve the hunger problem. It was something.

And then a moment of inspiration: a hidden treasure she had missed: the giant apple pips themselves.

Jumping to her feet she walked quickly towards the core, it was almost as tall as her. Pacing round, estimating the pip’s location she spotted a likely spot. Squaring her fist she punched a level blow. With a splattering of gloop her calloused knuckles ripped through the seed chamber. Gripping the breach she tore it wider.

Pushing a hand in deeply, the pulp giving way between her fingers, she felt a pip. Pushing further, feeling around blindly, she mapped the pip’s orientation. With a concerted shunt it shifted to a better grip, and she eased it out.

Once she had freed one, two more became accessible: she fitted all three of the large pips in her pockets.

Tom scooped up a handful of apple flesh, and turned towards the house. The wind had picked up and swept against its walls. The roof tiles rattled. She had better get inside.

She walked slowly towards the door, giving herself time to finish eating. As she drew close, the remains of the door latch caught Tom’s attention. It was a mangled, rusted wreck that had once been a latch. Tom had never known it any other way. The latch on the giant’s door was the first functioning one she had seen.

Licking her hands clean and wiping them on her trousers, she wondered if their mangled latch could be bent back into shape. But then shadows of anxiety arrived as she remembered how others would react.

And now aware of her family behind the door, defensive instincts pulled her back: stay unnoticed, don’t change the latch; be invisible. Tom closed her mind, tensed her muscles and pulled the heavy door open.

The overpowering smell of baked apples. The heavy door slammed shut behind her. In the thick air, for a second, Tom was sick of apples. But the feeling quickly passed; the apple had been a life saver. Besides, the pips in her pockets could be interesting. She joined the crowded table as inconspicuously as possible.

Bellies full, tensions were rising; competing voices. She did not look though, not a time to risk eye contact. She listened to judge tones of aggression: it was safe.

Wiggling her toes, squashing them against the leather of the boots, the arguing grew more distant. Comfort won the battle for her senses.

The next morning Tom woke earlier than anyone else. With well practised tiptoeing she stepped between sleeping siblings, got to the door and slipped outside. The first thing she saw: brown, leaning apple core.

The dazzling dawning sun spared the eye no mercy; the giant apple core was looking far from adequate. Tom realised her expectations had been wrong.

The house door opened quietly behind her, Tom looked round. It was her oldest and biggest brother, Kim. He joined her. Kim and Tom were close. Kim knew Tom was smart, and listened to her, but Kim reigned over the siblings with fists and brawn… including Tom.

“You’re up early?”, Kim asked.

She wanted to tell him of her plan to head to the village and sell the pips. It was a bold idea. She met his eyes as if to answer his question, but instead, she did not. Tom looked back towards the apple.

“What you doin’?”; Kim’s question was an accusation. She braced her upper body, relaxing her legs; ready to dodge. “I’m going to the village.” she replied reluctantly.

Kim walked a few steps then stopped to pick up a choice stick: a sturdy branch used as a weapon the previous day by her brothers. It was almost as tall as Tom. Kim held it like a staff vertically.

Leaning his weight against it, it held. He started walking towards The South Trail, muttering. After a few more steps he inclined his head towards Tom: “Are you coming then?”

The South Trail was easy in her recently acquired boots. Kim had their father’s hand-me-downs, which were only second generation. They looked more or less like normal old boots. Tom’s pair looked new, but obviously too small for anyone but her and her tiny frame. Early on she had relied on this to stave off others’ desires on the boots.

She suspected they would fit whoever held them, the same way they had for her. She had pulled the boots off the giant very easily, accidentally even, and they had slipped off the giants feet into her hands: a pair of boots exactly the right size for her.

Progress along The South Trail was pleasant enough, but they pushed themselves hard with no stopping. The forest thinned and the trail became a road. It was afternoon by the time they saw the dotted buildings of the village far in the distance. They could be there soon, two more hills to cross. They quickened their pace to Tom’s fastest.

By early afternoon the two had reached the village. As Kim had carried Tom piggy back for the last stretch, he was exhausted. Tom jumped down, stretching her legs, and her back. With her feet on the ground she assessed their destination. They had been to this place recently, when fleeing the giants.

Tom saw the collection of buildings as if for the first time. She could remember the relief on arriving, but then the memories before that: at the giant’s house; the giant trying to kill her.

With a deep breath, the reassurance of the pips in her pocket and the busy village ahead, Tom gathered her focus, which, being Tom, took her straight into fantasy daydreams: what might she get for the pips?

After recovering his breath, Kim moved alongside his sister. He was looking at the village, he was ready for trouble. Her train of thought evaporated.

They walked towards the village at a slow pace, absorbing everything, every sight, sound and smell: dogs, geese, carts and horses, stacks of things by the buildings, sacks of things by the stacks. Smoke and banging. And the people, how they were dressed: everyone had good boots or clogs. Tom gave her own boots a quick look. Pride surged through her with a dawning thought: she was fitting in.

Tom snuck a look at Kim: he looked perturbed, as if the whole thing had been a bad idea. Tom turned to face her brother, inviting him into her excitement. Kim returned her look, but it was clear from his face he was not excited.

Suddenly there was someone behind them: “You two are new.”, the person said. Tom and Kim stopped abruptly and turned: there was a fair haired boy. A bit older than Kim. He was leaning against the wall, holding a cow tethered by a nose ring. “Where you from?”: the boy glanced between Tom and Kim, but settled on Tom.

Kim barely said a thing; a slight grunt of disapproval.

But Tom answered eagerly: “Hello! we’re from The Forest.” pointing north to explain.

“Oh.” said the boy, as if he was interested. “The Forest.” he nodded agreeing but did not continue. An expectant pause brewed.

“What you come down here for then?” he asked.

Kim looked to Tom.

She realised this was it, her chance: “I’ve come to sell apple pips.”

There was another pause, but this one dropped.

“Oh.” said the boy after some thought, almost masking his doubt.

Tom produced one of the giant pips, holding it in her outstretched palms: “Look!”

The boy saw her offering and after almost no time, he was astonished. Which was accompanied by silence.

“That’s not right.” he observed, slowly, then looking at Tom: “Who else you shown it to?”

“No one, you’re the first.” came Tom’s quick reply.

“Where’d you get that from then?” the boy asked, adding: “I’m Jack by the way.”

“Nice to meet you Jack, I’m Tom. We got it from a giant apple.”

Jack did not seem to notice her greeting which was her favourite part. Instead he asked: “What you planning on doing with it?”

Tom was sure she had answered this already. “We came from The Forest to sell it.”

“Oh.” said Jack. “What for?”, quickly clarifying, “How much you asking for it?”

Kim interrupted, demanding: “A cow.”

Jack challenged a question back: “A cow?” He was incredulous, barely containing chortles.

“Come on.” said Kim to Tom, grabbing her quickly as he turned to leave.

“No!” burst Jack, “Wait!”; his interest in the pip confirmed.

Kim stopped but kept his grip on Tom, her jumper stretching as she turned to Jack: “I’ve got three.”

“Oh!” exclaimed Jack, as if this changed everything, “Three! why didn’t you say so?”

Kim was not convinced. Without hesitation he turned away, pulling Tom with him.

“All right, all right, the cow for the pips,” Jack negotiated, “but only for all of them.”

Chapter Three

Kim held the cow’s tether. Tom waved Jack farewell, who was keen to depart after the transaction. Tom wished Jack had wanted to talk more, instead of hurrying off. She scanned the village: the crowds had thinned, the day was coming to a close. She had sold the pips, there was no reason to stay.

“We’d better head back.” suggested Kim.

Tom was not ready for this, she found an excuse: “The trail will be dark. Shouldn’t we wait till first light?”

Kim looked at the cow, who was even less keen to hurry than Tom. He sighed, and did not disagree, although Tom could see in his face he had not given up. She looked away. In the other direction there were fewer people around, and someone walking on the path towards them: a handsome, well dressed young man. He wore a bright spotless shirt.

Kim spoke: “Why don’t you make your boots go… all fast?”, and he gestured with his arms; a whooshing motion.

The traveller with the spotless shirt could see this. It caught his attention and he looked straight at Kim. The traveller thought: “A pair of young urchins in rags, one with impeccably tailored boots. How is that possible?”

The traveller also wondered why they were holding Jack’s cow? He had seen the hasty lad Jack earlier trying to sell it for too much coin; he seemed desperate, but would not change his mind on the high, silly price. “I wonder?” he thought. On all counts nothing about this scruffy pair made sense.

As he got closer, hearing: ‘make your boots go fast’, he looked again at the two. He could see the one with the boots was a girl not a boy. She wore boys clothes that were too big for her, except for her impeccably fitting boots, which must have been tailored.

The girl noticed his glance, so he looked away, not wanting to intrude. Continuing past them, he put them to the back of his mind, concentrating on what lay ahead.

Using the remaining light he could see the long road in front of him. It was sparse. He had heard it was isolated further north, leading into an expansive forest. It certainly looked isolated, and cold. Bitterly cold. It seemed this place was possibly the last civilised dwelling on the north road.

He stopped. He was sure he could stay at the inn at this tiny village tonight.

Behind him the odd two were arguing; he could hear them: the girl with the boots did not want to get lost in the forest, the boy with the cow wanted to get home. The girl said: “The boots didn’t work like that.”, the boy was getting a little frustrated. Her final gambit: to plead caution for her own sake. They stopped talking, the boy apparently swayed.

The well dressed, travelling man turned around. He could see the two strangers with the cow. They had their backs to him, except the cow who faced him.

He took a few steps forwards. The pair were silent. He stopped short, giving them adequate space. He introduced his presence with a polite cough. They turned around. Bowing slightly, spreading his hands; a gesture of openness.

“Greetings.” he said smiling, more shyly than his snappy clothes and confident posture would suggest.

“Hello!” Tom beamed. Kim stayed silent.

“Could, I… possibly, ask you… endless questions?”: the well dressed man pleaded, smiling.

Tom laughed; this smart, handsome figure fooling around, it was funny. Even Kim laughed.

“Firstly,” continued the man, “please, allow me to introduce myself: I am a humble travelling tailor.”, and he bowed slightly.

“I’m Tom.” she replied, “Do you really want to ask questions? What about?”

The Tailor took a step forward, nodded to confirm, “Yes.” He paused. “Lots. But… first, did you buy that cow off that lad Jack?”

Tom was proud of buying the cow; one of her proudest achievements: “Yes.”, she answered, “Why?”

The Tailor looked at Tom, gently stating: “All day Jack was asking a rather high price.”, Tom did not understand. He continued: “I wondered if… would you share how much the cow cost you?”. The Tailor was aware this was a rude question.

Tom shrugged: “Three apple pips.“

The Tailor was confused. Tom explained they were from a giant apple. She would not share where the apple came from .In fact, she seemed to shut down when asked.

The Tailor would have liked to ask more. He wanted to match her tale of giant apples and strange boots against stories he had heard. But instead of answering questions the girl was talking less, lips sealed.

To lighten the mood, he diverted the conversation to tales of his own travels from the south. This woke Tom up, but not the other one: her brother he presumed.

Tom pressed questions about the south: every description he gave was followed with at least one question. Each answer was too much for her to grasp, so she asked more, questions cascading. The Tailor answered as best he could, trying to keep up.

Kim interrupted, slightly angry: “It’s cold.”. Tom and The Tailor stopped talking and silently agreed, yet both could have talked more.

The Tailor had not satisfied his curiosity, there was still too much about the girl that was a mystery. He wanted to stare at her footwear, but resisted.

Tom was equally enthralled by The Tailor. The places he had seen; he seems to have seen the whole world! This man was friendly, easy to talk to. Unlike Jack, The Tailor would listen to what she said. He took an interest in her questions, and was gentle with her misunderstandings. She felt invigorated, like she had seen some of the world.

Tom built a picture in her mind of towns further south: of people and lifestyles, how others lived and the wonders of life outside the forest.

Kim had ignored the two while they were talking. All the time he had been wondering how the town’s people choose which building to sleep in. He was expecting to fight for space, but he was not sure how it worked here.

The Tailor did not notice their naivety: “Let’s get to the inn.”, and they followed, walking slowly.

The Tailor gestured towards the cow: “I doubt she will be allowed inside.”, addressing the cow directly: “Sorry old girl.”. There was Muffled sound and music coming from the lit building they approached. Before entering The Tailor turned to Tom and Kim, his palms up: “I’ll talk to the innkeeper, see if we can stay in the barn. You two wait here, keep an eye on the cow.”

Tom wondered what an innkeeper was. She built an imaginary picture of a large man. He had a solid club and a serious face. She did not want to get the attention of the innkeeper. So she did as The Tailor suggested; stopped and waited. Kim seemed to have reached the same conclusion.

The Tailor opened the door, layers of noise escaped. And the smell of warm food. There was bread and gravy in there. And now aware of an intense hunger, which encouraged a curiosity to peek inside. However, these instincts battled against the image of the innkeeper.

The door opened, this time a waft of gravy with the sound of laughter. The Tailor had returned. “We can stay in the stables tonight,” he reported cheerfully, “it’s this way, follow me.”, and they followed him to around the other side of the inn.

The stable door swung open easily (and surprisingly silently). Inside was a large space offering fresh hay, but no trace of horses. Not a scent.

The Tailor stopped dead in his tracks: “Well…” he exclaimed. “This thorpe might be one of the grottiest hovels I’ve ever seen, but they do have the finest stables.”

Tom was stunned to silence at the sight of the space, and the luscious piles of hay. Kim claimed one of the close corner sections. Tom laid claim to the equal corner opposite and The Tailor joined her side, both having ample space.

Fumbling at his sides he walked to the centre of the open space, reached up on tiptoes towards something overhead, and pulled a dangling thing down.

Something far above rattled. Movement caught Toms eye, and she saw a rope swinging in and out of the edge of the open door.

“Ah!” shared The Tailor, as if this answered something. Working with his hands, a spark of light illuminated his face. The dangling thing became a lantern. The stables were lit. A soft flickering glow.

Closing a tiny door on the lantern, he tentatively let go; as if it would drop. But it did not. He walked towards the massive open door, watching the lantern the whole time. It swung slightly.

Grasping the rope, which swung by the door, he pulled gently. The lantern lowered slightly. The Tailor laughed in victory. Then, looking towards the rope, he took hold of a second, higher rope next to the first.

Pulling the second rope caused the lantern to rise. Then it stopped. The Tailor stared at the dangling lantern. It swung strangely. Tom liked this; how it wibble-wobbled. “Now that is clever.” The Tailor concluded.

“The innkeeper said it housed more people than horses.”, The Tailor continued, “I doubt anyone actually travels to this place.”

He looked around again: the agitated lantern animated the shadows. “We have ourselves a stable situation.”, he laughed at his own play on words and continued: “If more people stay here than horses, it explains everything.”

Suddenly The Tailor turned towards the door. “I have to settle up with the innkeeper, and get us some food. I’m really hungry.” Then he left.

Tom looked between Kim and the cow. Both were settled and looking ready to sleep. The shadows moved with the lantern but more gently. She thought to get up and give it more swing, but was not sure she could escape the hay.

Time passed and Tom almost drifted off to sleep when The Tailor returned. Carrying three bowls, balanced with grace, and the rich smell of gravy. He handed one bowl to Kim, who sat up quickly surprised. A chunk of bread and a wooden spoon added to the surprise, Kim was unsure what this all meant, or what had just happened.

The Tailor planted the same on Tom, then sat in Tom’s adjacent section. He happily spooned the broth. Looking to both Kim and Tom, they were surprised, still holding bread and spoons as when first handed to them. The Tailor finished a mouthful, then pointing with his spoon: “It’s better than it looks, I promise.”

Tom and Kim took their cue and started eating. It was simply the finest broth Tom had ever tasted, and the freshest bread.

Butter, bread and broth.

“This is the life.”, thought Tom, looking through the open door as she ate. So it was (and not that Tom knew) she was looking southwards. She brought fantasies of The Tailors stories to mind, and embellished them with broth like this.

The south had broth and hay beds fit for princes.

Chapter Four

Meanwhile, far south, in the most south city, in the southern part of the kings castle, itself in the cities south, an heir to the throne, the crown prince himself, was looking out northwards.

He had the life of a prince. However, if he knew where Tom was, or even who Tom was, he would have been jealous of her life tonight.

No more was he a prince in his mind. To him, being an heir to the throne was like being a caged creature: trapped because of his specific bloodline. But soon he would be free.

For a long time he had been preparing himself a new identity: the appearance and paraphernalia to pass as one of the kings many knights. The most difficult item to acquire: a genuine ‘knights ring’. It was also the most necessary piece.

He looked out northwards: the dusk lit city below the castle battlements. It was time, so he went inside. The stone walls of the south tower were deeply cold.

His pack was ready: his formal knight’s robe, his standard knight’s armour; laid out in neat pieces. He had the ‘letter from The Prince’ he had written as part of his cover. It was safe in his pouch. His disguise complete.

Knights armour had slightly different strapping compared to the princely armour he was familiar with. But he had prepared and practised, and was soon encased in his new metal shell. Dressed in the overrobe, with his pack on his back, he was almost ready.

The heavy helmet and visor the last parts. These amplified his own breath, and cropped his vision. The discomfort a reassurance; it would be a good disguise.

The south stair was deserted as expected, his rattling armour unheard. Following the spiralling stairs down to the arched tunnels below the keep.

Each step through the arches brought a sharp remembrance: what he was walking away from; the responsibility, the throne and the honour of his lineage. There it was: the shame on his shoulders.

But a flash of what laid ahead: the open road, a life of freedom, hide away from the chains of state, from historical consequences. Instead be alive day to day; each morning a new life. Each morning free again.

So he took more steps, faster steps. But hurrying did not abate the remorse. Regret pushed against guilt to a blur. And a new flash of regret: not preparing a torch for this tunnel escape. He had packed a bundle of torches (he had packed everything useful he could think of).

“I could stop and get the torches out…” he thought, mentally navigating through the layers of compacted equipment. He knew the location of everything in his backpack, each item crammed to it’s smallest possible bundle.

He would have to take his helmet off to do that. He might be out of the tunnel soon.

More steps forward but misplacing his footing and almost stumbling caused him to slow down.

Slow awkward steps and a draft of air. The tunnel must conclude soon. “Am I doing the right thing?”; he felt anxious. He stopped. The weight of his pack, the weight of his helmet but mostly the weight of his choice.

His stomach churned.

The breeze stronger, the cold biting his eyes. And the sound of rushing. It was the sound of rain. Listening. Somehow the prospect of rain was exhilarating; there was no rain in the life of an heir to the throne. Yet here he was, a few steps away.

The tunnel narrowed and led round to the left. Following this: the smell of rain and the outside. The tunnel became a narrow cave and an opening overlooking fields.

Looking out of the cave, into the misty rain, his anxiety rose; the prospect of the constricting life behind him, the escape to freedom in front. The sound of the rain neither diminishing or increasing; it was a flat boring constant he found himself aching for.

He stepped forward, the rain ringing each hit on his helmet, deafening him. Footing was difficult in the wet mud, which made progress humorously slow. His wet robe becoming heavier. A field’s fence a major obstacle.

And so his first steps went, travelling near blind in the dark; reluctant to take his visor off, even after tripping into a ditch, and climbing out the other side. Fields seeming to go on forever, the night never ending.

Until morning broke and the rain stopped. For the first time he dared to look back: the castle far in the distance, but not that far… far enough.

He had calculated that first light was the time people would begin to realise he was missing. Now with the sun he could find north, latch onto a suitable trail and follow this as far north as possible: right up to the Expansive Forest perhaps.


In the north, for Tom, The Tailor and Kim the weather was dry. There had been no rain that night. Tom woke later than usual; it was already light. Groggy and disorientated she feared she had overslept her family.

With great relief she remembered where she was; the sense of liberation was a surprise. This was the first time Tom recognised the burden of life at home.

Still groggy she pulled her calves taught; stretching her feet to a point, arms arching back. The stretch bringing a wave of lucidity.

Dust darted through the sunbeams, they entered through knot holes. Nothing to worry about, no concern. There was no need to hide; she was free.

But there was something wrong.

Kim and the cow had gone. She instantly knew what this meant: he was telling her to go.

Her feeling of comfort dislodged. She sat up to reassess. The Tailor was asleep. Kim and the cow were still gone.

Getting up quietly Tom took a few careful steps towards the door, pushing it open; enough to peek outside. There was no trace of her brother.

Pushing the doors more she stepped outside looking in the direction of the north trail. Kim and the cow were long gone, no trace of either.

Tom stood looking northwards, imagining how far Kim had gotten. The cow was slow; he would be close. She could catch him up, it would be easy.

But she could not take a step; blocked by an elusive, buried reason. She did not want to become aware of the reason. Wherever he was, Kim was walking away slowly. Again, she thought she could catch him up.

Kim was telling her something though. He had travelled without her, deliberately, for a reason. The elusive reason gaining painful clarity: home was danger.

The hay inside had lost it’s bliss, but it felt like the closest thing she had to a home right now, so she went inside.

The Tailor was sitting up looking at her. His face and eyes showing sympathy. “Could I live here?” she thought to herself. However, would The Tailor live here? “Where are you going?” she asked him.

He thought about this but rebuffed it laying back: “That’s a rather deep question for the morning. How about some breakfast first? We can philosophise later.”

Tom deduced she was welcome to be with The Tailor for the foreseeable future, which was breakfast.


The Prince was glad to find the trail, being tired of fields, forest and ferns. A biting chill with little sun, at least not since the bright morning.

His clothes and pack soaked through. His muscles ached; he had never walked so far, with such weight. He could not stop yet though. The tall holly hedges obscured the hut which came into view round the corner, along the trail. A small opening with stables, a wooden shack and a grain silo.

The Prince stood outside the shack. The buildings were maintained to a high standard. A neatly painted door opened and an old man in a leather apron looked at The Prince.

“Greetings.” The Prince declared, as a Knight would.

“Look at you, what a mess.” the old man replied informally. “You’d better come inside.” and left the door open as invitation. The Prince entered. A small room, bare wooden walls with a long trestle bench along the facing wall. The man had gone through another door to his left, which was open. The old man came back with an arm full of a folded robe, rough towels and underclothes.

“Were you chasing a bolted horse all night?” the old man dryly questioned, adding: “through a stinking marsh?”, he snorted a laugh. The Prince flinched to respond, thinking fast to adapt his excuse, but the old man cut him off; “No! Don’t explain, I don’t want to know. If I wanted to know things I wouldn’t be stationed on the marsh road.”

After putting the bundle of clothes on the bench, he noticed the open front door which he closed, giving The Prince an accusing glare. Seeing the pathetic soaked knight, the old man shook his head and patted The Prince on the shoulder: “Get yourself dry young man, can’t have a knight looking sorry for himself.” and left through the other door, closing it behind him.

The Prince squatted to rest the weight of his pack on the bench. Easing the straps off each shoulder. The release of weight was immense relief. Now only the weight of his plate armour, helmet and the sodden robes, he felt as light as a feather. He sat next to his pack and relaxed.

“People close doors after them.” he thought to himself, cursing quietly, “What else do I need to know?”

He removed his helmet and pulled his gauntlets off. Wrinkled, numb fingers awkwardly tried to unbuckle the straps on his greaves, and then each of the other, numerous, straps, clasps and buckles.

With his armour removed, towel in hand, he was dry. Now he understood the towel was an important piece of equipment. He had not packed any towels.

The new clothes were mostly the same as his previous, since they were all standard knight issue. But the new overrobe had an older variation of the royal insignia; old, from his grandfathers reign. He wondered how many years it had been in storage.

His previous clothes were in a puddle-pile on the floor. He stared at them, thinking they would be cleaned and dried, and then put into storage. His backpack, still soaked, a reluctant burden. He would get used to the weight. With his helmet on, and visor closed, he was almost ready to return to the trail. Just gather some more strength first.

“Are you asleep?”; The Prince awoke to see the close up face of the old man; peering into his visor. “I was.”, he replied, falling back on honesty in his waking daze. The old man walked off laughing. The Prince felt refreshed. “I had better move myself on,” he thought, “Before I fall asleep again.”.

“I will continue on my journey now.” he called out to the old man, standing up, more slowly than intended. As he stood he regained his persona as a knight, readjusting his helmet so it was straight.

“Good.” replied the old man, shouting through the open doorway. “Nothing personal,” he added, poking his head through the doorway, “I like you as much as I like anyone, and I don’t like anyone.”, he explained, wiping his hands with a cloth.

“I very much appreciate your assistance.” The Prince said formally, then, looking in the old man’s eyes, added: “Thank you.”; his sincerity ruining the formality.

The old man was pleased with this. “Go on, off you go.”, he shooed The Knight out of the main door, “You might be less annoying than most, but you’re still annoying.”

Chapter Five

Walking along a rough path, a field on one side, a short stone wall the other, The Prince could barely keep his eyes open. He had been walking for a short time.

The wall stopped at a grove. On one side the field continued, the other: a thick meadow seemed to go on forever. A fallen tree invited him to sit down, promising a comfortable seat. He had not seen anyone else since leaving the old man’s hut, and he was too fatigued to care about being recognised. He took his helmet off, resting it against one of the fallen tree’s branches.

Working his pack off his back, he sat on the fallen tree and almost instantly fell asleep.

When The Prince woke the wind had picked up, the branches whistled. Clouds had gathered, it looked like a storm might be coming. This was exciting, a chance to use his equipment. But more than that, he felt that his life on the road was beginning.

With his gauntlets off, he pried the pack’s buckles open. The canvas backpack was soaked through, the straps were difficult to work free.

Unbuckled, he pulled out his large, tarred canvas sheet. It would make his tent. Unwieldy in the wind, the large sheet flapped wildly. The first peg driven quickly into the ground with a stomp. He fastened the other corner of the sheet to the edge of his makeshift seat. It was a crude bivouac, but it should suffice. Some more driven pegs and The Prince thought he had built enough of a shelter to withstand the weather.

Inside the makeshift shelter, shielded from the wind, he nestled down and listened to his internal chatter. It fed him concerns which he dismissed; the isolation giving him safety. Wind outside barraged unsuccessfully, whipping aggressively. But the pegs, the rope and the canvas won decisively. With each victory The Prince fell deeper and deeper into sleep.

Birdsong woke him. He peered out of the tent; it was afternoon, the sky had cleared. He felt more awake.

The winter sunshine was on his face and he felt good. There was no storm earlier bringing relief of easier travelling, hampered only by a slight disappointment; it was not a true test.

The tarred sheet did not pack well. Methodically rolling it tight, there was a figure in the distance. He could not see much about them, except for their striking red robe. It was a good sign though, seeing someone travelling from the direction he was going. The trail did, at least, go somewhere.

By the time he had finished rolling the sheet, the figure was close enough to see, but too far away to speak with. It was a young woman, she lowered her red hood and waved cheerfully. He interrupted his two handed packing to respond with a quick knight’s salute.

Once the taught, canvas bundle was crammed back into his backpack, and the straps pulled tight, he squatted to shoulder the straps, taking a breath before bearing the full weight.

“Hello.” the young woman interrupted.

“Greetings.”, he replied while shuffling the weight of his pack, adjusting the straps. Then, as fast as possible he grabbed his helmet off the fallen tree and put it on, covering his head. He left the visor open.

“Are you making a camp?” she asked.

“No, I’ve just packed everything up.”

She seemed disappointed. “Are you travelling north?” she asked hopefully.

“Yes.”, he offered, but she had been travelling in the opposite direction.

Before he could think what to say she quickly asked: “Would you join me? We could travel together.”

“I’m not sure if you’re aware, you were travelling southwards. I’m going the way you came.”; he felt he had to say that.

“I’ve been lost for a while. I wanted to avoid the main roads, but it’s hard to keep track of direction, …I’m not on trails I’m familiar with.”

The Prince nodded in understanding, although he himself knew several ways to identify north. Not everyone had such training. “To accompany you would be a duty and an honour.” he responded earnestly.

She looked The Knight up and down, balancing her weight on one leg, the other crossed behind it on point. She held her hands behind her back. “That’s what I thought.”, the conclusion carrying her satisfaction. “Are you a knight errant?”

“Yes.”, his disguise working, “I am.”

She seemed impressed. “I’m on an adventure myself, I need to get far north, and I can’t use the main routes. I do what I want now.”

The Knight nodded along with her words, as if they made sense. He was exhilarated to have some travelling company; better cover for his escape.

“I’m Red,” she beamed a warm, welcoming smile, “I’m so pleased you’re joining me.”

But not as pleased as The Knight, it was all going rather well. Their common goal: to travel far north and stay off the main trails.

As they walked together, along the way Red had come from, The Knight provided conversation: replaying his rehearsed lines, where he had come from, his knight’s vows and how these may effect his behaviour. Red offered no doubt, she was delighted with all parts of his script.

Once he had finished his well rehearsed spiel, a comfortable silence settled. Red pointed ahead; “There’s a beautiful spot on the edge of the meadow, a small stream next to a clearing. It’s hidden by a bramble thicket. I’m surprised I found it.”

To The Knight this sounded ideal.


Breakfast was as delicious, if not more so, than the stew the previous evening: eggs, bacon, dark bread and butter. Tom sneaked what she could into her pocket; a sausage. There was no way to put the mashed potato in her pocket, so she finished the lot. Potato had never tasted so good. “Do you eat like this all the time?”.

“I try not to.”, he replied, pushing his empty plate forward. He cocked his chair on two legs, leaning his back against the wall, instead of the chair’s back.

“You asked me where I was going?”, he shuffled into a more relaxing position. “I’m a travelling tailor, I just travel.”

Then, as if he had remembered something, he added: “And I do tailoring.”, using his finger to accentuate.

“What’s tailoring?”; she felt she could ask him.

Leaning forward, mirthfully: “I thought you would never ask. Let’s go and show you tailoring.”

And he got up and walked towards the inn’s door, beckoning Tom with his head; “Come on.”. A jaunty walk. He was enjoying this.

Outside, Tom stood ridiculously. Her arms out straight and her legs apart. The Tailor worked under her arm with pins in his mouth. “And I’ll do something with your hair.” he tried to say.

“What are you doing?”, the tone of desperation giving The Tailor a clue; she probably wanted more explanation than the word ‘tailoring’. He took the pins out of his mouth.

“I’m bringing your jumper in, so it fits better round the shoulders, and waist.”, then he paused, pursing his lips, finally adding: “I say fits better, but what I mean is: fits better than not fitting whatsoever.”

She felt exposed standing like this, but she trusted what The Tailor was doing; it must be important for travelling. He continued to sew around each underarm, and similarly on her trousers.

He drew her away, from the small pile of fabric she was now standing in, and sat her down, explaining: “Now to sort your hair out!”.

She managed to look at what he had done to her jumper. It was less baggy, with a thick long stitch. It was well balanced against the other under-arm alteration. The excess length of trouser leg had been cut off and seamed, instead of roll-ups. But there was no opportunity to look closer; between looks, her head position was adjusted by a gentle hand. Sometimes, but not always, the touch was followed by the sound of snipping.

“There…”, and he brought a small mirror to her face. Her hair had defined steps, but was still shaggy. “Just a tidy.”, he underplayed, and then paused. For a moment, he almost looked like he was going to say something, but it passed.

Moving her arms around, testing, she was surprised at the lighter feeling. “That’s good.”, she said, instantly regretting the vocal impulse. Kicking her legs, she inspected each landing. Now her trousers covered her boots more. That was convenient.

The Tailor looked at her expectantly, as if she was going to elaborate. But she nodded with the minimum of approval. “The next town’s not far”, he said, changing the subject, “we’ll make it before lunch.”, and he turned southwards: “It’s got the third worst inn in the world., You have to see it to believe it. Lets go.”

They started walking. Suddenly, Tom had no idea what to expect.


Red and The Knight sat by the stream. The fire was building strength; wet blankets, from The Knights pack, propped up with sticks to capture the warmth. The half empty pack itself, planted just beyond the fire’s range, sat as a center-piece to the evenly strewn contents; a tiny city of equipment. Two small tents, in parallel, looked ready; their entrance sheets open in identical fashion.

The midday sun felt good, and with the fire’s warmth, The Knight started to feel like he could be warm again. Red had pulled her hood over her head and was humming a gentle melody. Listening, he heard contentment. It elevated the mood. The stream was interesting viewing. Too shallow for fishing, he will be cooking his standard issue rations tonight.

Red finished humming, the crackle of the fire taking main stage; popping a spark, it gently collapsed on itself. The Knight pushed himself off the ground and added three logs. A quick appraisal and he turned back to the stream, resuming his place next to Red.

There was no talking. The Knight took mental inventory, thinking through his groups of equipment: cooking, cleaning, engineering, repairing, fighting. Having set up camp, he was prevalently aware that his items were now his home, and his life.

Red hunched over a small, open papyrus codex. The feather end of her raven quill exaggerating the slow, careful swirling of the writing. The Knight noticed a tiny, elegant ink bottle tied to a cord around her neck. He himself had some ink, sealing wax and parchment, but it was for official knight’s business only. Like his, her feather was a pinion; an optimum feather for a quill, he was somewhat impressed.

As the afternoon drew in, the blankets dried and the fire became a stove. They dined on a knight’s banquet of dried meats, pickled vegetables and fruit preserves. Despite his earlier rest he began to feel fatigue catch up with him. “I’ll take an early rest. I’ll be awake again in the early hours to take over the watch.”. Red understood and was fine with this arrangement. She placed two more small logs on the fire and slouched back, watching the fresh logs adapt to their new home.

Chapter Six

“Here it is.”, The Tailor pointed towards the town ahead. Tom wanted to stop and rest but The Tailor sped up. “I need to see the smithy, get a few things while we’re here.”, but he did not mention the smell of old vegetables.

Somebody slumped on the floor against the side a building blocked their path. “He’s drunk.”; The Tailor explained, as they maneuvered single file around him.

Weaving through accidental alleyways, squeezing past competing buildings, they startled rats which darted away in panic. Judging by the size of the rats, Tom knew people ate well. That combined with the stentch of discarded food.

Leaving the maze of buildings, they entered a muddy clearing which soon led to a high, intimidating wooden wall. The Tailor knew where he was going, but walked across the clearing, straight towards it. But then Tom could see a door; it blended into the wall very well. She could hear a crowd on the other side, and as The Tailor opned the door, the combined sights and sounds hit them.

Bustling people shuffled around market stalls. The stalls themselves stretched into the distance. What looked like an oppressive wall on one side was less impressive the other. It stopped short, in ruins, before it could even make a semicircle around the market.

The Tailor stepped to one side and raised an arm to pause Tom. He looked across the stalls. Somewhere, someone was cooking chicken, and a further away, over the sound of the crowd, a piper played. Suddenly, somebody near them shouted. Quickly glancing up, Tom saw the shouter had found his quarry and it had nothing to do with them. The Tailor took a deep breath: “This is where trappers and miners meet.”, he said regretfully. “Let’s get this over with.”

Tom walked directly behind The Tailor; it was easy following him step for step through the crowd. Attention all but lost to the busyness around, each stall a world of it’s own. One had arrays of dried meats, its neighbour: a stall displaying increasing sizes of metal hoops. Long, thin, wooden poles lay next to them. Tom wondered what these were for?

The other side of the muddy walkway, through a happenstance gap in the crowd, a vendor surrounded by bolts of multicoloured, satin cloth. He was arguing with a rotund customer. Someone behind them laughed. The cloth merchant raised his shrill voice; it pierced through the crowd in a language Tom did not understand.

But they hurried past him and all the distractions, towards a steady metallic banging. It had just started, pulses of three. Each hit rattled the back of Toms teeth, but it’s echo played a beautiful tone. “Oh good,”, The Tailor exclaimed, “he’s in residence.”.

The Tailor extended his arm towards Tom, “Climb up.”, and Tom scrambled up The Tailor’s side to his shoulders, easily finding steps up along his side. The view was an image she would never forget: the variety of people, clothes, and fully ladened trestle bench stalls. The crowed bobbed, a sea of heads. A group of fine hats, with shimmering feathers, standing out in the crowd. Next to them, a small group of shaggy haired, roughly fur-clad men.

From The Tailors shoulders she traced the sound of the banging: a large circular brick building in the center of the market, thick smoke plumed from it’s chimneys.

Appendix A-1

Red Riding Hood

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Class : Rogue 1
Race : Human
Hit Points : 7
Alignment : Gangster / Indifferent
Base Attack Bonus : 0

Attributes

Attribute n/18 Mod.
Strength 7 (-2)
Dexterity 14 (2)
Constitution 12 (1)
Intelligence 14 (2)
Wisdom 9 (-1)
Charisma 16 (3)

Saves

Save Rank + Mod. (+Special) Score
Fortitude 0 + 1 = 1
Reflex 2 + 2 = 4
Will 0 + -1 + 2 (*iron will) = 1

Melee

@}}>----- Mod. Score
Initiative 2 + 0 = 2
Attack Base + Mod. (+ Special) Score
Melee 0 + -2 + 0 = -2
Ranged 0 + 2 + 0 = 2

She doesn’t fight

She might smash a big porcelain Jug over someones head, 1d2+1 (-2 Str.) point of subdual damage

But she knows all the bandits, robbers and low life, they work for her dad

And the Kings Knights think her dad is a hero, and she is well known, and well in favour with them

She’s got it all sorted, who’s she going to smash a jug over?

She can throw a rock I guess 1d2 (-2 Str.) bludgeoning damage but as you can see it won’t do any damage

@}}>----- Mod. + Base + Armour Score
Armor Class 2 + 10 + 0 = 12

Skills

Skill Ranks + Mod. (+ Special) Score
appraise 2 + 2 = 4
bluff 6 + 3 = 9
craft (weaving/sewing) 4 + 2 = 6
diplomacy 2 + 3 = 5
intimidate 6 + 3 (+ 4 *connected) = 13
knowledge (local) 4 + 2 = 6
listen 4 + -1 = 3
perform (dancing) 4 + 3 = 7 (*local celebrity possible +2 bonus)
sense motive 4 + -1 = 3
sleight of hand 4 + 2 = 6
spot 4 + -1 = 3
ride 1 + 3 = 4 (preference for side-saddle)

Feats

Feats
iron will
persuasive
connected *1
local celebrity *2

*1 (well known gangster family. +4 bonus to intimidate)

*2 (gets a +2 bonus to perform when performing to those who know of the performer. Also 1D4 close friends in any town she's performed in. With Red this is typically a large group of girl-friends, 1D4 of which are in her inner circle)

Languages

Common, Thieves cant (aka peddler’s French)

(note she can learn two more languages (Int. bonus of 2)

Appendix A-2

Tom Thumb

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Class : Ranger 1
Race : Human
Hit Points : 7
Alignment : Feral / Loyal Benevolent
Base Attack Bonus : 1

Attributes

Attribute n/18 Mod.
Strength 8 (-1)
Dexterity 16 (3)
Constitution 8 (-1)
Intelligence 17 (3)
Wisdom 17 (3)
Charisma 17 (3)

Saves

Save Rank + Mod. Score
Fortitude 2 + -1 = 1
Reflex 2 + 3 = 5
Will 0 + 3 = 3

Melee

@}}>----- Mod. (+ Special) Score
Initiative 3 (+ 4) 7

(+ Improved Initiative)

Attack Base + Mod. Score
Melee 1 + -1 = 0
Ranged 1 + 3 = 4

She hides to avoid this but if cornered she will fight for a chance to run when possible

@}}>----- Mod. + Base + Armour Score
Armor Class 3 + 10 + 0 = 13

Skills

Skill Rank + Mod. Score
balance 2 + 3 = 5
climb 2 + -1 = 1
escape artist 1 + 3 = 4
heal 2 + 3 = 5
hide 4 + 3 = 7
jump 2 + -1 = 1
knowledge nature 4 + 3 = 7
listen 4 + 3 = 7
move silently 4 + 3 = 7
search 4 + 3 = 7
spot 4 + 3 = 7
survival 6 + 3 = 9
tumble 2 + 3 = 5
use rope 4 + 3 = 7

Feats

Feats
Improved Initiative
Self sufficient
Simple weapon proficiency
Favored enemy (rodents)
Dodge
Improved unarmed strike
Cunning fist *1

*1 (same as Stunning fist but -2 to armour class until your next turn and only a 25% chance of success. Can not be used twice on the same target.)

Languages

Common

(note she can learn three more languages (Int. bonus of 3))

Appendix A-3

The Knight

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Class : Fighter 2
Race : Human
Hit Points : 20
Alignment : Fugitive Royal Prince / Decent Bloke
Base Attack Bonus : 2

Attributes

Attribute n/18 Mod.
Strength 16 (3)
Dexterity 12 (1)
Constitution 16 (3)
Intelligence 16 (3)
Wisdom 14 (2)
Charisma 9 (-1)

Saves

Save Rank + Mod. Score
Fortitude 3 + 3 = 6
Reflex 0 + 1 = 1
Will 0 + 2 = 2

Melee

@}}>----- Mod. Score
Initiative 1 = 1
Attack Base + Mod. Score
Melee 2 + 3 = 5
Ranged 2 + 1 = 3

He’s trained in all arms and armour

He’s well trained here too: bows, crossbows, spears, etc

@}}>----- Mod. + Base + Armour Score
Armor Class 1 + 10 + 7 (Half-plate) = 18

Skills

Skill Rank + Mod. Score
concentration 2 + 3 = 5
disguise 1 + -1 = 0
handle animal 7 + -1 = 6
intimidate 5 + -1 = 4
craft (arms and armour) 1 + 2 = 3
profession (crown prince) 3 + 2 = 5
ride 2 + 1 = 3
knowledge (nobility) 3 + 3 = 6
knowledge (anything else *royal privilege) 0 + 3 = 3

Feats

Feats
simple weapon proficiency
martial weapon proficiency
shield proficiency
tower shield proficiency
armor proficiency light
armor proficiency medium
armor proficiency heavy
combat expertise
combat reflexes
power attack
animal affinity
royal privilege *1

*1 (has knowledge in any subject as if untrained, +15 to intimidate & persuade when speaking as The Prince to his kingdom)

Languages

Common

Three other known languages

Appendix A-4

The Tailor

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Class : Bard 3
Race : Human
Hit Points : 15
Alignment : Incognito / Benevolent Mentor
Base Attack Bonus : 2

Attributes

Attribute n/18 Mod.
Strength 12 (1)
Dexterity 18 (4)
Constitution 12 (1)
Intelligence 16 (3)
Wisdom 14 (2)
Charisma 18 (4)

Saves

Save Rank + Mod. Score
Fortitude 1 + 1 = 2
Reflex 3 + 4 = 7
Will 3 + 2 = 5

Melee

@}}>----- Mod. Score
Initiative 4 = 4
Attack Base + Mod. Score
Melee *1 2 + 1 = 3
Melee light *2 2 + 4 = 6
Ranged 2 + 4 = 6

*1 medium or heavy weapons

*2 light weapons (weapon finesse)

Will take typically take Total Defense and on attack use disarm, feint, sunder and trip

@}}>----- Mod. + Base + Armour Score
Armor Class 4 + 10 + 0 = 14

Skills

Skill Rank + Mod. Score
appraise 1 + 3 = 4
craft (needlework/textiles) 5 + 3 = 8
craft (other) 0 + 3 = 3
profession (circus) 5 + 3 = 8
profession (tailor) 1 + 3 = 4
diplomacy 3 + 4 = 10
disguise 1 + 4 = 5
gather information 6 + 4 = 10
knowledge (planes) 5 + 3 = 8
knowledge (circus) 4 + 3 = 7
knowledge (arcana) 2 + 3 = 5
knowledge (nobility) 1 + 3 = 4
knowledge (other) 0 + 3 = 3
listen 2 + 2 = 4
move silently 2 + 4 = 6
perform (lute) 5 + 4 = 9
perform (flute) 1 + 4 = 5
perform (other) 0 + 4 = 4
sense motive 4 + 2 = 6
spellcraft 6 + 3 = 9
use magic device 6 + 4 = 10

Feats

Feats Notes
simple weapon proficiency
weapon finesse
combat expertise
improved disarm
improved feint
improved sunder
improved trip
armor proficiency light
bardic music
bardic knowledge
countersong
fascinate

Languages

Common, Thieves cant

Four other languages possibly from another dimension, probably including German

Appendix B

A Croconossorus “Tale”

As translated from the tablets of “ancient Hadriel” by “Majalofalic the occasional”, one summers day. Parts marked ‘unreadable’ either missing or damaged.

1)

O, Croconossorus of Fable,
the noble beast of ancient Hadriel,
trusted and without dispute,
you knew the ways of the Hag’n’rahoot.

2)

Keeping us safe both knight and day,
and in the spaces and in-between,
for so many wondourous days,
in your company did we gleem!

3)

So all seemed well and right and good,
but then one day on a Spike we stood.
For even in our lofty ways,
temptation came and it made us sway…

4)

Those days where long , relaxed and breezy,
but some got bored & stood un-easy.
They spoke of finding something new,
then darkness came & twisted their view…
      Oh woe to us for these
                Foolish few!

5)

Taboos were broken and lines were crossed,
our morals they were mostly lost,
all to have a new thing to eat…
      The Croconousaurus!

6)

At first it was but just a few,
then before much time had passed,
most all our people had dined on it,
the flavour was un-surpassed…

7)

So addictive was this brand-new taste,
that non did pause or ask…
“What about our old, loyal friends,
The Croconossorus?”.

8)

So it was, it came to pass,
we all ate of it’s meat.
Blinded by our appetites,
the betrayal was complete.

9)

Though Croconossorus he hoped,
this thing not long to last,
our hunger did go on and on,
our appetites so vast.

10)

Until the oldest, biggest, wisest,
and most Fearsome of the beat,
did turn upon his masters,
with both claw and tooth and beak!

11)

So strange was it for him to harm,
the people of this land,
that tears did flow as he attacked,
to make his mighty stand.
  (it has been said that trees did grow,
                where they hit our sand)

12)

Then with crashing feet and snarling breath
and swish of mighty tail,
the people of all Hadriel did learn to
fear and wail !
          Much woe did come upon us,
          for we realised our fate…

13)

As if a spell had broken,
the mist cleared before our eyes,
no more a lie to hide behind,
avoid this thing so vile.
          unreadable

14)

Then our wisest mages did convene,
to cast a spell so deep,
to take us all far from this land,
into a fold to keep.

15)

A place to learn and live and grow,
seek wisdom, light and peace,
no more to harm our fellow beings,
kill man or fish or beast.
          unreadable

16)

The noble beast now all alone,
did wonder for a while.
seeing oceans deep and lands afar,
mile after mile.

17)

His hope so strong, now growing weak,
for not a glimps was caught,
of his breatheren he had hoped to find,
perhaps all lost or slaught?

18)

With heavy heart, he journeyed back,
to the forest of the salt.
his home of old, his place of birth,
to forget how he had fought.

19)

There he found beneth the trees,
some comfort of a sort,
and held inside a glow of hope,
for happiness time-brought.